"OG? More Like 'Oh Geez, What a Review Fail!'"

Ah, the pinnacle of literary critique: 'OG'. Two letters that scream 'I put zero effort into this, but trust me, it's deep.' Is this a review or a caveman's first tweet? Our aspiring wordsmith here decided that brevity is the soul of wit, but forgot that wit requires, you know, actual words. In a world where even Yelp reviews spill novels about burnt toast, this minimalist masterpiece lands like a participation trophy in a spelling bee. Poor judgment? Honey, this is the review equivalent of showing up to a gourmet dinner with a single saltine cracker and calling it 'avant-garde cuisine.' Did they mean 'Original Gangster' or 'Obnoxiously Generic'? Either way, it's got all the depth of a kiddie pool during a drought. With a net score of -2 and ranking as the #3 worst review of the day, it's clear the internet collectively said 'nah.' Pro tip: Next time, expand those thoughts beyond emoji level – or don't, and keep giving us these gems to roast. See the original disaster: https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/309698