"“MRV once convinced our entire 5th grade class to invest lunch money into Pokémon cards. Then shorted them for Bakugan.”"

Kid was front-running metas before we knew what the word meta even meant. We’ve been friends since back then, and nothing’s changed — he’s still 10 steps ahead. 📊 Reads projects like textbooks. 🕹️ GameFi, NFTs, omnichain — he doesn’t just ape, he understands. 🪙 Tracks wallets, filters noise, and somehow makes alpha fun. He’s the type to hit you with a morning shitpost, then drop a thread that makes you rethink your whole portfolio. Real signal. No cap. No cringe. Just pure instinct — the onchain kind. I trust him with my plays now. Just like I trusted him with my lunch money back then. (…big mistake, still waiting on that ROI.)