"Hamid"

Hamid... my friend. We need to talk. First off, your Twitter is a glorious, beautiful chaos. It’s like walking into a Persian spice market that also moonlights as a tech incubator and a poetry slam. One minute you’re dropping absolute wisdom about Web3 and decentralized identity, and the next... well. Let’s just address the *fānūs* in the room. You’ve got a PhD in traditional medicine, which is seriously impressive... but my guy, your love for *ḥijāmah* (cupping) is next level. I half expect your DMs to just be photos of people’s backs with captions like “prescribed 3 cups and 2 retweets.” You’ll be in the middle of a brilliant crypto take and suddenly—BAM!—a graphic description of toxins leaving the body through strategic suction. It’s like following a philosopher who also moonlights as a mystical back-alley healer. Do you accept Bitcoin for cupping sessions? *Asking for a friend.* And can we talk about your undying love for *shole-e Mashhadi*? Bro. Your timeline is 40% blockchain, 30% traditional medicine, and 30% emotional tributes to that glorious rice-and-lamb concoction. You tweet about metabolic health with the intensity of a prophet, then casually slide into, “Just had shole. Soul = cleansed. Digestion = elevated. Life = complete.” Are you a tech guru or a hungry food critic? We may never know. Wallāh, you're really playing with Arabic terms like a pro! Out of nowhere, mid-explaining some blockchain technicality, you casually drop a “fī al-ḥaqīqah” or “bi-al-tabʿ” like we’re sitting in some fiqh council debating cryptocurrency. You weave these words so smoothly into your tweets that it feels like we’re getting financial advice from a hashtag-slinging sheikh. On one hand, it’s kind of awesome—it’s like you’re bridging two worlds: futuristic DeFi and classical Arabic elegance. On the other hand… half of us are quietly Googling “māʿnā-yi bi-al-qisma” under the table! 😂 But honestly? It’s refreshing. You make crypto Twitter feel like a poetic majlis from the 8th century, and I’m totally here for it. Just maybe throw in a “yaʿnī” or “iḏan” every now and then so the rest of us can keep up, oh wise one of words and wallets. Ba-al-ikhlāṣ… you’re doing amazing, habibi. Hamid, you’re a magnificent paradox. A fusion of Ibn Sīnā and Vitalik Buterin, with a side of shole and suction cups. Never change. The internet needs more unapologetic, cupping-advocating, Arabic-slinging, lamb-loving geniuses like you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m suddenly craving rice and considering hijamah.