"The 'Vibes-Based' Allocator"

This person is allergic to data. Show them Tokenomics, Whitepapers, or Total Value Locked (TVL), and they'll evaporate from boredom. Their investment strategy is purely subjective: "Is the coin's logo cute?", "Are the memes on Discord fun?", or "Does it have good vibes?". Strangely, in an irrational market, this character often outperforms the profits of technical analysts with math degrees, because they understand crowd psychology better than numbers.