"The Astrological Trader"

Forget RSI, MACD, or Bollinger Bands. This person's trading indicators are the position of the planets and the phases of the moon. They believe that "Bitcoin tends to fall when Mercury is in Retrograde" or "Buy at the New Moon, Sell at the Full Moon." They combine the world's most advanced financial technology with ancient mystical beliefs. And most annoyingly: sometimes their ridiculous predictions are correct, making rational technical analysts shake their heads.