"The Connection Opportunist"

Possesses a theatrical talent for manipulating technical difficulties. Whenever they haven't completed a task or want to avoid a difficult question during an online meeting (Zoom/Gmeet), their video will suddenly freeze, the audio will become choppy, or they will intentionally turn off the router for a moment. They feel victorious and relieved when they can type "Sorry Sir/Madam, the signal here is experiencing severe interference" in the chat column, then log out to continue sleeping or watching a movie, even though their internet is actually lightning fast.