"The Teflon Scapegoat"

This person has an extraordinary ability to deflect any blame from sticking to them. When a project fails or a target is missed due to their laziness, they are quick to point to external factors. "The Wi-Fi was down all day," "The client was being unclear," or "The other team was late sending data," are their go-to mantras. They never apologize or self-evaluate; their energy is spent solely on crafting plausible alibis to appear as victims of circumstance, not perpetrators of negligence.