"The Friend Who Stops My Finger Before It Hits “Buy”"

If crypto had a pause button, it would be you. Every time I’m about to do something impulsive, you somehow appear with logic, patience, and just enough sarcasm to make me rethink my life choices. You don’t yell, you don’t judge — you just calmly explain why my “great idea” might actually be terrible. And most of the time, you’re right.