"The Deflationary Cultist"
For this person, the best news isn't "Mass Adoption," but rather "Token Burn." They are obsessed with seeing the coin supply decrease. Every time there is a transaction that burns some of the coins, they cheer. Their ideal is to see the token supply become so scarce that 1 coin alone is worth billions. They are willing for their own coins to decrease in number (through transaction taxes) as long as the value increases. Their motto: "Burn, baby, burn!"