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Possesses a theatrical talent for manipulating technical difficulties. Whenever they haven't completed a task or want to avoid a difficult question during an online meeting (Zoom/Gmeet), their video will suddenly freeze, the audio will become choppy, or they will intentionally turn off the router for a moment. They feel victorious and relieved when they can type "Sorry Sir/Madam, the signal here is experiencing severe interference" in the chat column, then log out to continue sleeping or watching a movie, even though their internet is actually lightning fast.

Characters who are not careful in reading Smart Contracts. They often buy tokens whose charts only go up green continuously. When they feel they have made a big profit and want to sell, it turns out they can't. It turns out that the token coding is designed in such a way that only the developer can sell (Honeypot scam). Their wallet collection is full of tokens worth billions on paper, but $0 in reality.

using their brains to work, but instead only functioning as data "brokers." Every instruction from their superiors is copied raw into ChatGPT or Claude without context, and whatever answer the AI provides is immediately pasted back into emails or reports without being reread or edited. They feel smart and efficient because they can complete tasks that take 3 hours in 3 seconds, without caring that the report is full of stiff, robotic language, data hallucinations, or messy formatting.

This person has an extraordinary ability to deflect any blame from sticking to them. When a project fails or a target is missed due to their laziness, they are quick to point to external factors. "The Wi-Fi was down all day," "The client was being unclear," or "The other team was late sending data," are their go-to mantras. They never apologize or self-evaluate; their energy is spent solely on crafting plausible alibis to appear as victims of circumstance, not perpetrators of negligence.

Chronic deadline deniers. When given a task with a week's deadline, they won't touch it until the last night. They have a delusional satisfaction in saying, "Ah, this is easy, I can wake up at 5 a.m. and still finish it." In reality, they always wake up late, panic, and end up submitting sloppy work full of typos. For them, the adrenaline of a tight deadline is a substitute for discipline, even though the results always disappoint the team.

The evil and industrial version of an Airdrop Farmer. If a regular farmer has 10 manual accounts, a Sybil Attacker manages 10,000 wallets simultaneously using automated scripts (bots). They fake digital identities to trick the system into giving them thousands of airdrop portions. They are the main enemy of project developers, who are always trying to block ("blacklist") their farm wallets before the token distribution.

This person invests their money not in coins, but in digital properties in The Sandbox, Decentraland, or Otherside. They believe that in the future, virtual locations will be as valuable as real locations. They rent out their virtual land for events, put up digital billboards, or build 3D art galleries. Their assets are illiquid (difficult to sell quickly), but they believe in long-term price appreciation.

This is a high-level escape artist in the working world. At kick-off meetings or when receiving an advance payment (DP), they are the most enthusiastic, responsive, and full of sweet promises. However, once the work begins and the deadline approaches, they vanish without a trace. WhatsApp messages only show one tick, emails go unanswered, and calls are not picked up. Exactly one week after the deadline has passed, they reappear with classic, dramatic excuses ("My grandmother was sick", "My laptop exploded"), without a shred of guilt, and of course, without bringing any work results.

He is a good friend, there when I need information.

This type is actually capable, but chooses to appear incompetent in order to avoid responsibility. When asked to perform simple tasks such as formatting documents or inputting data, they deliberately do it very poorly or constantly ask basic questions they should already know. The goal is cunning: to frustrate colleagues or superiors until they finally say, "Here, let me do it!" That way, they can relax while still getting paid, while others bear their workload.